“Rapscallions!”
A group renegade performing artists are constantly one step
ahead of the Seattle police, because one of them is a cop, a good dude though a
little torn between doing the crime and stopping it. His name is Chet…he’s a little bit fickle…he
has a flat-top and is always in uniform…you know…just in case. The other two are a birthday clown who is
always in costume because he is frightened of his real face and a professor of
parkour, who is always dressed in tie die…he is a hippie, at one with the earth
but will totally break your neck in half a second if he needed to. The kind of performance art they do ranges
from silly, radical, chaotic, thought provoking and dangerous. They do fake arrests all the time (e.g.: Chet
arrests Jeff (the clown) at a 4 year olds birthday party using mace and
screaming “get in the van you philandering clown and never touch children like
that ever again!” Thus scarring all who
are there). Stuff like that.
They are caught breaking out of the Seattle Art Museum, where
they just took every single painting and reframed them upside down. They were caught by the depressed janitor, Camille. Camille goes to college and struggles to fit
in, trying on a different personality every week…she was currently a goth-kid. Instead of turning them in to the police, she
becomes a part of their gang of rapscallion rebels and finds a home with these odd, odd cast of characters. Two days later, all the characters besides
Camille are crushed by a sperm whale at their next performance. The end.
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